consulting-detective-with-a-box: mirkwoodling: when people dont like lord of the rings because the movies are ‘long’ when people dont like lord of the rings because it  has ‘too much fighting’ when people dont like lord of the rings people Lord of the Rings (Source: wrathandruin, via aidanturneraddict)

consulting-detective-with-a-box:

mirkwoodling:

when people dont like lord of the rings because the movies are ‘long’

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when people dont like lord of the rings because it  has ‘too much fighting’

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when people dont like lord of the rings

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people

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Lord of the Rings

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(Source: wrathandruin, via aidanturneraddict)

wiseyoungravenclaw: Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son. (via rrainbowsmilee)

wiseyoungravenclaw:

Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.

(via rrainbowsmilee)

captainkirkmccoy: chaffeebicknell: thebutterflysgrave: am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy (via quizasporque)

captainkirkmccoy:

chaffeebicknell:

thebutterflysgrave:

am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me

am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel

does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy

(via quizasporque)

a discussion on sexual orientation me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate* classmate: wait, what's polyamory? me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved. professor: *overhears from front of class* professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's-- professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! me: .... me: .... me: .... professor: it should be polyerosy
“So a psychiatrist walks into a bar, asks for scotch, two fingers deep, no ice. The strangers with hunched backs all grunt in admiration and approval around him. One of them asks him what he does for a living. He takes a sip without wincing and doesn’t answer. There’s a 17 year old patient of his who won’t stop telling him about how bad she wants him to fuck her. Another middle-aged woman can’t take a shower because she thinks her dead husband is trapped in the drain. He finishes his drink and thinks about all the different ways a person can drown. A psychiatrist walks into a bar and gets drunk off his ass drinking hard liquor. He can’t remember the last time he felt this full and on fire. The world is spinning like it’s trying to run away, so he starts talking to God in the parking lot. God answers with a gust of wind just gentle enough to knock him to the ground, laughing like a child who has just heard his first words. He should probably get some help, he thinks.”